Well, I shattered a beer glass on Sunday and a wine glass today...what shall I shatter tomorrow?
In other news, here are a few things heard in the Kubo' household lately that cracked me up:
D--You are secretly witty.
B--I wish I was less PC in public.
After having a debate over mere semantics regarding something ridiculous:
B--I just wanted to make you work for it.
D--I wonder how many people know how much of an instigator you are...
D--In yoga today I totally rocked the crow.
B--There are crows and dogs in yoga, what about a cat or a frog?
D--Ya, there's a cat and a frog pose. And a dolphin too.
B--What about a squirrel? *brings hands up to face as if eating an acorn, darts eyes around*
D--Nope, no squirrel...
My ridiculous husband is seriously entertaining.